

The monster/source of conflict will feel bad about itself and leave, but not before making everything better. At this point, she will give the threatening monster/source of conflict a short lecture to make them feel bad about themselves, all while staring at them. At the last minute, fluttershy will lose her fear and be overcome with a righteous anger. Then, her friends will put themselves in a situation where they are in immediate peril. Her parents showed remarkable insight in naming her fluttershy when she was born, because if she happened to be assertive and hate butterflies, the name would just be totally inappropriate.Įvery episode that is centered around fluttershy is exactly the same. She is not to be confused with a butter knife fly, even though she has three of them as her cutie mark. Quite like reading the Bible, watching the show is considered to be worth the side effects, as bronies claim "it will make you twenty percent cooler."Įach pony is interesting in her own unique wayįlutter Lebowski Shy flutters her eyes a lot and is shy, hence her name. However, it is an open secret among the fans that Lauren Faust is the sole designer, writer, director, voice-actor and animator of the entire cartoon series, and that she funded the entire production with Paypal donations she requested in her deviantArt journal.Ī 2011 study revealed that watching the show without interruption for 3 weeks or more, which had become common practice among fans by then, caused either gender to be converted to Christ. They decided to requisition Faust's ideas under section 27d of the SOPA act, so they could use them to fuel their marketing ploy brainwashing laser beam, unaware that they were about to unleash a powerful mind virus into the world. Hasbro got word of this and found great potential in such a step-up for their toy designs. Charmed by the characters, she decided to make her own renditions of them in a style that made them look like they had souls, an accomplishment thought inconceivable until then.
RARITY MY LITTLE PONY FIGHTING IS MAGIC PROFESSIONAL
This new myth was crystallized by famous professional deviantArt fanfiction writer Lauren Faust in the long lost era of year 2010, when she dug up the dusty archives of Youtube to find a series of half-hour commercials about a friend circle of magic cartoon ponies, pegasuses and unicorns titled "G3" which were meant to market diabetes-inducing toys to little girls. The only purposes an unicorn's horn has nowadays is levitating objects and shooting friend beams at big meany horses so that they change their ways and accept the power of magic and friendship within their heart. However, soon after girls were invented, they came in and ruined everything with all their friendship and rainbow nonsense. In ancient mythology, the unicorn was the mighty half-deity of the animal kingdom, mercilessly skewering through the organs of the wicked and the unrighteous with its atom-pointed horn.

Non-bronies will call them something more vulgar as Fantard and Fan fiction relates to how it stings.Īlthough the opening credits seem to suggest that the show revolves around the titular character of "My Little Pony," said character is never referenced in the actual episodes. Fans of the show call themsleves "bronies", which is a portmanteau of ponies and Aryan Brotherhood of Texas.

It was originally targeted at babies, but swept in a shockingly large audience of old seniour citizen men, even with its overwhelming amount of existential insight and adult themes. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an American animated television series created by Lauren Faust.

Other (Including zombies, regardless of gender) - 2% 1+ (Totally family friendly) (the show itself))
